Hello and welcome to another entry of Mancy's Method! Back to Manaflask and this week we have some juicy stuff: the usual raid review (I managed not to get benched this time), gossip, older members & officers introduction with a little twist. What kind of twist you ask? Well, read on!

Anyway, first things first, let's start with the raid. It started on Wednesday at 19:00, as usual. I was a little bit late for a very important reason that wasn't finishing a HoN game, which resulted in my skipping Morchok and Kuzyo, the local bitch, having to play the boss instead. They one-shot it and then I entered the raid, asking politely for a summon.

The raid was going really fast so I decided to spice it up a bit, by promising to pay everyone 1k if we were done by 22. Sadly this didn't happen, so I got to keep all my glodz but lose my time instead. Regardless, we reached Madness by 21:50 and sadly enough I was asked to sit out, what a tragedy, benched on the most boring boss in the instance that drops 0 loot. I got depressed.

Later on, having managed to overcome this terrible incident and to get rid of my depression, I once again confirmed what a moron Kuzyo is, and how much he lacks sense of humour. I mean, he found THIS funny:

Funny? no, definitely not. Something that was funny though was watching Proteck being a disgusting german retard in guild chat:

This guy is only good at making movies, such as our mega-awesome amazingly edited and profesionally designed movie of our Dragon Soul adventure:

Well, enough of that, let's go to part 2 of introducing Method's roster now. This week we have the introduction of older members (that were members in the guild before I joined) and officers. As I promised in the start though, there is a little twist. I secretly contacted other people and made them give their own little comment about said players being introduced, while also adding some comments of my own. The result? A flaming masterpiece.

But let's get it started. Any player missing is because he didn't post in the appropriate forum thread. Too bad for him.

Nosfe
Class and spec: Rogue
Age: 25
From: Italy
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: 2 yeara and 5 months
Anything you would like to say: It's pointless to argue with stupid people, they will drag you to their level, but you will lose since they have more experience than you.
What others had to say : Became allergic to his kick button on Maloriak progress. Costed Method Maloriak world first. Biggest AH shark of Xavius!


Artzie
Class and spec: Priest and Shadow
Age: 22
From: Greece
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: 2 years and 1 month
Anything you would like to say : I want to go horde
What others had to say : Accepts first legendary staff then goes on vacation during Rag progress causing others to play his account for progress/to collect souls. His former nickname was Arztie and he is a dentist IRL! Failed miserably at goo in Putricide in his trial.

Berzerkvladi
Class and spec: Warrior
Age: 22
From: Austria
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: since August 2011
Anything you would like to say: Go "f**cking" Horde !
What others had to say : Claimed Warriors were the best on Ultraxion, did 33k DPS, became a joke.

Infus
Class and spec: Resto Druid
Age: 24
From: Portugal
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: 9 Months
Anything you would like to say : Hi mancy! Im a big fan! (now don't ask me anything else for more than a month please!)

Sco
Class and spec: Warrior
Age: 23
From: Scotland
Rank: Guild Master
How long you have been in the guild: ~7 years
Anything you would like to say: Lady Vashj world first legit!
What others had to say : Jumps off the cliff on LK heroic in order to avoid a trap that wasn't there. Twice, in a row. Famous quote: Ankh Asshole. A very oldschool one (heard a bit in Ulduar and a lot in ToC :D):
Sco: "why am I wasting my life with this noobs"
Keep talking to him about nonsense during progress and wipe the raid on a low percent attempt (during progress!) - is surely a beginning of a beautiful friendship!

Noxe
Class and spec: Rogue
Age: 23
From: Poland
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: over 6 months
Anything you would like to say : Combat spec is boooooooring, kurwa!

Owld
Class & spec: Resto druid
Age: 22
From: France
Rank: Officer
How long have you been in the guild: since May 2010
Anything you would like to say: I'm not a resto shaman.
What others had to say : Drama queen. Famous quote : "It's impossible."

Sicka
Class and spec: Mage, w/e spec
Age: 23
From: Sweden
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: Since June 2011
Anything you would like to say : Baguette

Xerofour
Class and spec: Rogue
Age: 23
From: England
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: 1 year 8 months
Anything you would like to say: www.twitch.tv/xero4 shameless plug
What others had to say : Highest dummy dps of the World of Warcraft. Used hurricane enchant until 2 bosses into T11 progress and got called out by Natox to strengthen his app.

Valiane
Class and spec: Priest Shadow
Age: 20
From: Denmark
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: 1 year
Anything you would like to say : http://howtopriest.com/ go there
What others had to say : Alt-F4'd WoW to go see a movie during the middle of DW progress possibly costing us world 4th before paragon.

Zamos
Class and spec: DPS Warrior
Age: 22
From: England
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: 7 months
Anything you would like to say: PvP <3

Razie
Class and spec: Death Knight
Age: 25
From: Greece
Rank: Officer
How long you have been in the guild: 6+ years
anything you would like to say: boobs
What others had to say : Been in the guild since forever. True monster RL according to Sco.

Enderox
Class and spec: Balance druid
Age: 21
From: The Netherlands
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: 8 months
Anything you would like to say: More lock apps please need DI
What others had to say : Can't compete with Supersdw.

Sparkuggz
Class: Warlock
Age: 22
From: Denmark
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: Sunwell - Ulduar | Firelands - Now
Anything you like to say: I log out unenchanted and ungemmed because i can

Dabears
Class and spec: Hunter
Age: 24
From: Portugal
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: Since June 2010
Anything you would like to say: wtb vanilla/tbc back!
What others had to say : He swallowed an ice trap during his early career, thats why his voice is so husky. His stream provides first class entertainment, people can laugh at his extremely disgusting fails while watching the normal Method raiders kill stuff. Broke his bow during the Madness HC fight.

Phlare
Class and spec: Priest, Discipline
Age: 24
From: Sweden
Rank: Officer
How long you have been in the guild: Since April 2009
Anything you would like to say : Method is ALWAYS looking for exceptional players, no matter the class!
What others had to say : Does the loot. Is emo. Resident streamer and achivement points hoarder.

Notfur
Age: 25
From: Poland
Rank: Member
In the guild since May 2009.
What others had to say : Is responsible for WoW's subsriber drop: caused hundres of thousands of people to commit suicide after his performance over at Method's Ragnaros kill vid, where he jumps down and causues the boss to evade heal up and results in an extremely low % wipe. No idea why he is not yet murdered by his fellow polish haters.

Treckie
Class and spec: Protection Paladin
Age: 22
From: Sweden
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: Since June 2010
Anything you would like to say: Treckie tanks all!
What others had to say : Clicked like a champ on Baleroc progress and no one realised until the kill vid was released. Also a Draenai.

Xabok
Class and spec: Holy/Disc priest
Age: 24
From: Greece
Rank: Officer
How long you have been in the guild: Since March 2010
Anything you would like to say: Say what again, I dare ya, I double dare ya motherf**ker!
What others had to say : He will heal through your whole miserable trial period, then gkick without remorse. Spams and complains about Lightwell 24/7.

Justwait
Class and spec: Hunter
Age: 21
From: The Netherlands
Rank: Officer
How long you have been in the guild: End of January 2009
Anything you would like to say: Fill in yourself!
What others had to say : Casualty #1 on engulfing flames and then complains worgen sprint is useless. Classic hunter. Method resident coder and addon developer for the weaklings.

Supersdw
Class and spec: Balance Druid(Enhancement Shaman during Wotlk)
Age: 22
From: Portugal
Rank: Member
How long you have been in the guild: Over 2 years, casual during Firelands progress.
Anything you would like to say : Cristiano Ronaldo is THIRTY F**KING THREE times better than messi.
What others had to say : #1 DPS, all because of his previous CS career - he knows how to aim for the head.

Rogerbrown
Class and spec: Hunter triple rainbow fotm spec
Age: 20
From: Greece
Rank: Officer
How long you have been in the guild: Around 3 years
Anything you would like to say: I love my deadzone, please don't remove it blizzard!
What others had to say : Too scared to comment.

Kuzyo
Class and spec : Mage, afk raiddodging spec
Age : 16
From : Albania
Rank : Lootwhore. Err, officer.
How long have you been in the guild : Joined and left again about 6 times now.
What others had to say : Stayed in guild just long enough to win invincible then instantly gquit resulting in xabok never getting the mount. Likes to pose naked, is possibly homosexual, likes gay cocktails, biggest lootwhore in the world.


And this pretty much sums up this week's entry. I think it is going to make for a very interesting read!

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